If this wasn’t totally fake it would be hilarious. But it’s only pretty funny.

If this wasn’t totally fake it would be hilarious. But it’s only pretty funny.

(Source: cognitivedissonance, via happytimesahead)

1 week ago
60,859 notes
Dogs have not existed for millions of years. C’mon now.

Dogs have not existed for millions of years. C’mon now.

(Source: internetpriest, via nevesnevele)

2 weeks ago
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hungerfaerie:

Albus Severus Potter starts Herbology at Hogwarts

"Hey Professor Longbottom; My father says I was named after the bravest man he ever knew, did you know-"

"Well, It’s nice to meet you, Neville Potter"

"Actually, it’s-"

"It’s Neville. Your name is Neville"

(via my-herbal-journey)

2 weeks ago
67,903 notes

burgrs:

im so worried about tall boys….be safe…be careful up there… maybe u should come down here and kiss me

(via rogue-trashbag)

3 weeks ago
351,878 notes

pmd2:

coming out of the closet? no. i’m coming out of my cage and i’ve been doing just fine gotta gotta be down because i want it all

(via rogue-trashbag)

6 days ago
214,627 notes

spenceromg:

I hate it when netflix pauses and asks me if im still watching like yeah you actually think i got up and started doing something with my life bitch put my show back on

(via elephantturd)

2 weeks ago
383,891 notes
theuppitynegras:

nezua:

sugaritslikeparadise:

4thofjulys:

LET’S TAKE A MOMENT TO ACTUALLY THANK THE PEOPLE WHO GAVE US THIS FREEODM.

I don’t care what your political beliefs are, these men and women are heroes

Nope. My mother and the universe gave me freedom. These people are pawns of imperialism, and regularly destabilize the growth and happiness of much of the world.

dead Iraqi children are not a threat to my freedom

theuppitynegras:

nezua:

sugaritslikeparadise:

4thofjulys:

LET’S TAKE A MOMENT TO ACTUALLY THANK THE PEOPLE WHO GAVE US THIS FREEODM.

I don’t care what your political beliefs are, these men and women are heroes

Nope. My mother and the universe gave me freedom. These people are pawns of imperialism, and regularly destabilize the growth and happiness of much of the world.

dead Iraqi children are not a threat to my freedom

(Source: literallyrad, via everything-floats)

3 weeks ago
59,086 notes